Episode Ratings Grid

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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S1E4 7.7
The Widow Maker

When Vincent and Lavender discover that Fitzpatrick is a CB radio enthusiast, they can’t resist going undercover to dupe him.

#2
S1E3 7.6
Close Encounters

When Vincent receives a visit from a tax inspector, pursuing him for unpaid tax, he decides that now would be a good time to get out of the showroom and spend more time with his family.

#3
S1E6 7.5
The Secret of Sales

In a bid to get back everything he’s lost – his marriage, his livelihood, his self-worth – Vincent concocts a spectacular plot to return to his rightful place.

#4 Capturing the Flag S2E5 7.5
#5 Sexy Rollercoasters S1E2 7.4
#6 Smell the Weakness S1E5 7.4
#7 The Past Does Not Equal The Future S2E1 7.4
#8 The Essex Illuminati S2E3 7.4
#9 Take One for the Team S2E2 7.3
#10 Small Victories S2E4 7.3

Lowlights

#12 S1E1 Salesmen Are Like Vampires 7.1

Vincent tries to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business.

#11 Winning isn't Everything S2E6 7.3
#10 Small Victories S2E4 7.3
#9 Take One for the Team S2E2 7.3
#8 The Essex Illuminati S2E3 7.4

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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Season Momentum

Did each season build or fizzle? Green means the finale outscored the premiere. Red means the opposite. Longer arrows, bigger swings.

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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