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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S2E23 8.7
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

#2
S6E19 8.7
The Two Finger Rule

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

#3
S1E12 8.6
Camel Filters and Pheromones

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

#4 Walnuts and Demerol S4E11 8.6
#5 Fish in a Drawer S5E17 8.6
#6 Just Like Buffalo S1E23 8.5
#7 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? S5E8 8.5
#8 The Mooch at the Boo S6E9 8.5
#9 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. S7E8 8.5
#10 An Old Flame with a New Wick S1E18 8.4

Lowlights

#262 S12E15 Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2 3.7

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

#261 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. S12E5 5.2
#260 A Chic Bar in Ibiza S12E2 5.2
#259 The Ol' Mexican Spinach S12E1 5.2
#258 Alan Shot a Little Girl S12E6 5.3

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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Series Trajectory

One point per season. Smooths out the episode-to-episode noise to reveal the bigger arc.

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Season Momentum

Did each season build or fizzle? Green means the finale outscored the premiere. Red means the opposite. Longer arrows, bigger swings.

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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