Undergrads

The end of freshman year is Nitz's last chance to hook up with Kimmy Burton, which annoys the hell out of Jessie. Kimmy is an emotional wreck about her last days in college for numerous reasons, among them her unrequited love for her ever-flamboyant classmate Mark. Rocko seeks off-campus housing for the clique, much to the chagrin of Gimpy, who futilely resists leaving his dorm room. Cal gets R.A. training from The Duggler, while Brody and Crougar finally try to do something nobody on this show has ever done before: STUDY.

Annoyed by Cal's antics, Nitz decides to stay with Jessie after he suddenly finds that she is very much a woman when her towel falls off in front of him. Speaking of women, Gimpy encounters a female online hacker named "She-Prime"; at first he views her as a threat, but then he starts to form what passes for a relationship with her.

Gimpy, Cal, and Rocko all devise an elaborate scheme to get Nitz to stay and play a game of Risk with them...with hilarious results.