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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S11E28 7.7
Bo-ZAK That Whip!

It's "prison" hugs all around in the city of Orange. Brandi and Jarrod bring an old friend to do all the heavy lifting. Ivy finds his fun in little things. Amidst all the water damage, Mary discovers where her bread is really buttered. Shana and Edwina crack themselves up with some snappy accessories.

#2
S6E8 7.5
A Very Miraculous Storage Wars Christmas

In this special holiday episode, the buyers become givers as they head to Dan and Laura's house for a white elephant gift exchange! Even though the proceeds are going to charity, the buyers can't help but get ultra-competitive. Who will win? Who will lose? And most importantly, who knows the words to Jingle Bells?

#3
S11E8 7.5
Assassin's Greed

Rene steals the units in Rancho Palos Verdes. Mary's locker reveals a sticky past, while Justin shows that he can turn a small investment into a big return.

#4 Crate Balls of Fire S11E16 7.5
#5 Goat Tell It on the Mountain S11E20 7.5
#6 She Bidded Me with Science! S13E16 7.5
#7 Ivy Gets the Runaround S11E17 7.4
#8 Midnight in the Gardena Good and Evil S1E8 7.3
#9 Collector's Last Stand S1E9 7.3
#10 Gambler's Last Resort S1E11 7.3

Lowlights

#298 S13E1 Santanas Are Coming to Town 5.3

Recently separated, Brandi and Jarrod find themselves at the same auction, and tensions flare; she gets the Laura treatment, and he regresses to his childhood self; Ivy schools Ivy Jr., who needs to find his footing.

#297 Out of the Frying Pan AM S11E2 5.4
#296 The Daneurysm S5E26 5.5
#295 YUUUPocalypse Now! S16E4 5.7
#294 The Wild Wild Vests S11E1 5.7

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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Series Trajectory

One point per season. Smooths out the episode-to-episode noise to reveal the bigger arc.

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Season Momentum

Did each season build or fizzle? Green means the finale outscored the premiere. Red means the opposite. Longer arrows, bigger swings.

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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