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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S7E6 9.2
Divided We Stand

Harold wants to re-decorate but cannot agree on a colour scheme with his father so they agree to put a partition down the living room and have their own space on either side. There is even a coin-operated turnstile put in the hall which each must feed to pass through common ground. Unfortunately when the house catches fire the turnstile severely limits the firemen who do not have change for it.

#2
S7E7 9.1
The Desperate Hours

It's a cold winter day and the Steptoes are reduced to putting pfennigs in the meter. They are visited by two escaped convicts, elderly Frank and the younger Johnny. When Johnny denounces Frank as introducing him to crime and ruining his life, Harold sympathises and says that Albert has always held him back. Frank defends Albert, telling Harold to respect his father. When the two finally leave, having given Harold their last shilling for the meter, Johnny agrees to let Frank go with him, just as Harold has always allowed himself to return to Albert. Steptoe and Son feel sad that their visitors have gone.

#3
S8E5 9.1
Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, Downstairs

Albert has done his back in and the doctor orders bed-rest since it's not serious enough to warrant hospital admission. Harold is run ragged, climbing up and down the stairs to wait on him and carrying him to the toilet. When Albert's back clicks back into place he maintains the illusion of illness, but Harold has noticed beer and sweets have gone missing, lays a trap to expose Albert, and gets his revenge via the dreaded blanket bath.

#4 Men of Letters S7E1 8.7
#5 Oh, What a Beautiful Mourning S7E3 8.6
#6 Without Prejudice S6E5 8.4
#7 A Star Is Born S7E2 8.4
#8 Live Now, P.A.Y.E. Later S7E4 8.4
#9 A Perfect Christmas S8E7 8.4
#10 The Bath S2E2 8.3

Lowlights

#57 S1E5 The Diploma 7.2

Tired of being a rag-and-bone man, Harold decides he wants to do something different and enrolls upon a course which will give him a qualification as a television repairs man. Unfortunately Albert seems to know more about the subj...

#56 The Economist S1E4 7.2
#55 Homes Fit for Heroes S3E1 7.3
#54 Wallah-Wallah Catsmeat S2E1 7.3
#53 Back in Fashion S8E1 7.4

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

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Series Trajectory

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Season Momentum

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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