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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S5E4 9.6
Scott Tenorman Must Die

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

#2
S10E8 9.5
Make Love, Not Warcraft

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

#3
S6E13 9.4
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed?

#4 Sermon on the 'Mount S27E1 9.3
#5 Casa Bonita S7E11 9.2
#6 Good Times with Weapons S8E1 9.2
#7 AWESOM-O S8E5 9.2
#8 The Death of Eric Cartman S9E6 9.2
#9 Woodland Critter Christmas S8E14 9.1
#10 Trapped in the Closet S9E12 9.1

Lowlights

#332 S10E5 A Million Little Fibers 6.1

Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprah’s book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of Oprah's staff leak the truth about the book.

#331 Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus S2E1 6.2
#330 The Problem with a Poo S22E3 6.4
#329 Funnybot S15E2 6.4
#328 Jakovasaurs S3E4 6.4

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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Series Trajectory

One point per season. Smooths out the episode-to-episode noise to reveal the bigger arc.

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Season Momentum

Did each season build or fizzle? Green means the finale outscored the premiere. Red means the opposite. Longer arrows, bigger swings.

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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