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#1
S4E26 8.2
The Maid

While Jay is away at a seminar, Michael hires a maid, Mrs. Hopkins, to look after the family. Mrs. Hopkins fulfills their every need and want to a sweet perfection, including homemade ice cream, an immaculately clean house and handmade outfits for Claire. When Jay comes home, she appreciates Mrs. Hopkins' attention to every detail, but begins to feel that perhaps she has taken over just a bit too much.

#2
S5E19 8.1
Michael Joins a Gym

The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl (Terry Crews), who doesn't look any older than when Michael last saw him. He enlists Darryl's help to get him back into shape and, in the process, becomes obsessed with looking fit and buff. Meanwhile, Franklin fails his first test and fears that Kady will no longer accept him.

#3
S2E17 7.8
Table for Too Many: Part 2

The family goes out to eat at a Japanese restaurant. Once there, the Kyles must share a table with an incredibly annoying family, the Tylers. Michael feels like he's being ripped off at every turn; things get out of control between the two families and even the restaurant employees. The two families have been enemies ever since.

#4 No Rules S2E3 7.7
#5 Table for Too Many: Part 1 S2E16 7.7
#6 He Heard, She Heard S2E6 7.6
#7 Get Out S2E14 7.6
#8 The Kyles Go to Hawaii: Part 1 S3E1 7.5
#9 Jr.'s Dating Dilemma S3E10 7.5
#10 Graduation: Part 2 S3E27 7.5

Lowlights

#125 S5E21 Celibacy 6.3

When Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing to abide by her wishes, although reluctantly. Meanwhile, Franklin and Kady plant some seeds in the ground to symbolize their growing love for each other, but the seeds grow into an ingredient for a love potion that Jay uses to spice up her romantic dinner for Michael.

#124 Empty Nest: Part 2 S4E21 6.3
#123 Empty Nest: Part 1 S4E20 6.3
#122 Sweetheart's Day S5E14 6.4
#121 Childcare Class S5E3 6.5

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