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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S3E8 8.4
The Twelve Shorts of Christmas

The holiday spirit is alive, well and wildly different for each member of the Short family.

#2
S1E8 8.2
Godparent Turkey Corn Farts

Joan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad reaction to Colleen’s cauliflower dish. Also, Tim and Sophia try to find a last-minute replacement for Heather’s spoiled turkey, Jen and Greg debate who to name as Lark’s godparent and John takes Samantha to the Harvest Festival, where she sneaks into the corn maze with her boyfriend, Aiden.

#3
S1E22 8.2
CryTunes Divorce Tablet Ring

The first season concludes with John and Joan revealing a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. Also, Greg quits his job after creating a public funding campaign for his own invention. Heather and Tim try to make up for missing Samantha's Student of the Month Ceremony at school, and Matt's plan to make a big announcement at his and Colleen's book party keeps getting delayed.

#4 Testosterone Martyr Baked Knife S3E4 8.2
#5 Babe Secret Phone Germs S1E5 8.0
#6 Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak S1E18 8.0
#7 Annulled Roommate Pill Shower S2E1 8.0
#8 Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto S1E7 7.9
#9 Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste S1E9 7.9
#10 Sonogram Frog Rub Family S4E5 7.9

Lowlights

#79 S3E16 Pageant Bike Animals Jerky 6.7

When Heather tells Sophia she has to get rid of her stuffed animals, Sophia stages a musical with them to see if she can change her mother's mind. Also, Colleen babysits Lark, and Jen comes home to find her dolled up in Colleen's old pageant dress; Joan's bike is stolen from the driveway so she enlists Matt, Greg and Tim to join her in tracking it down; and Tyler and Clementine get John's help to sell their homemade beef jerky at the farmer's market.

#78 Cabana Hero Action Son S4E12 6.8
#77 Tailgate Spiral Souvenir Seating S2E11 7.0
#76 Clean Pens Grandma Guys S4E11 7.1
#75 Favorite Vision Miguel Matchmaker S2E18 7.1

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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Series Trajectory

One point per season. Smooths out the episode-to-episode noise to reveal the bigger arc.

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Season Momentum

Did each season build or fizzle? Green means the finale outscored the premiere. Red means the opposite. Longer arrows, bigger swings.

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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