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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S1E5 8.3
Lay Back and Think of Oblivion

With Alucard trapped on a boat in the middle of the ocean, the Nazis begin their assault on London. With the ongoing chaos, Integra attempts to escape the burning city.

#2
S1E8 8.3
Deus Ex Anderson

Alucard returns home and has to deal with Maxwell's crusaders and the Major's army of Nazi-vampires; Alucard and Alexander Anderson get their rematch, and Anderson goes to extreme lengths to kill the now full-powered Ultimate Vampire; A betrayal leaves Hellsing and the remains of Iscariot in a hard battle.

#3
S1E10 8.3
The Party's Over

The series concludes with lots of death, confusing quantum physics and years of therapy for the poor souls involved.

#4 Abridged Over Troubled Walter S1E9 8.2
#5 Jour de Colère S1E6 8.1
#6 A Scythe for Sore Eyes S1E7 8.1
#7 Trigger Warning S1E4 7.9
#8 Bullets from Your Valentine S1E2 7.8
#9 TheCrimsonFuckr S1E3 7.7
#10 Psych, Hitler! S1E1 7.4

Lowlights

#10 S1E1 Psych, Hitler! 7.4

Alucard sires and then ogles at police girl Victoria, fights priest Anderson and the Nazis show up.

#9 TheCrimsonFuckr S1E3 7.7
#8 Bullets from Your Valentine S1E2 7.8
#7 Trigger Warning S1E4 7.9
#6 A Scythe for Sore Eyes S1E7 8.1

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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