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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S2E9 8.7
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey

After learning Benny had a one-night fling with a co-worker 35 years ago, George believes he has finally found his father. He meets Lalo - whose picture bears a striking resemblance to George -- and invites him over for Thanksgiving dinner. But George's bond is tested when he learns the truth.

#2
S3E27 8.7
What George Doesn't Noah...

When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........

#3
S4E1 8.6
George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack

With Carmen still gone, George goes on a hunt for her and eventually finds her in San Francisco with rapper Chingy. He finally gets her to return home, but the problems aren't over yet...

#4 George vs. George S2E16 8.4
#5 Trouble in Paradise S4E8 8.4
#6 Long Time No See S2E24 8.3
#7 Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 1 S3E1 8.3
#8 Fishing Cubans S3E9 8.3
#9 Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? S3E10 8.3
#10 The Simple Life S4E7 8.3

Lowlights

#120 S3E18 Jason Tutors Max 6.6

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

#119 George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed S6E13 7.0
#118 George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition S4E22 7.0
#117 George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie S6E15 7.2
#116 George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'sta Loca Good.' S6E7 7.2

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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Series Trajectory

One point per season. Smooths out the episode-to-episode noise to reveal the bigger arc.

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Season Momentum

Did each season build or fizzle? Green means the finale outscored the premiere. Red means the opposite. Longer arrows, bigger swings.

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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