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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S1E5 9.1
And the Winner Is... (The Oscars of 1963)

Bette is on track to win a record-breaking, third "Best Actress" Oscar. Joan and Hedda launch a clandestine campaign against Bette.

#2
S1E8 9.1
You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?

In the season finale, Joan accepts a leading role on a new film despite her deteriorating health. Faced with a new rival, Bette reflects on her misplaced feud with Joan.

#3
S1E3 8.7
Mommie Dearest

As the film production reaches its climax, the feud becomes physical. Bette's relationship with her daughter becomes strained when she bonds with a new cast member. Joan reveals an intimate detail about her past.

#4 Abandoned! S1E7 8.7
#5 Pilot S1E1 8.4
#6 More, or Less S1E4 8.4
#7 The Other Woman S1E2 8.3
#8 Hagsploitation S1E6 8.2
#9 Pilot S2E1 7.8
#10 Beautiful Babe S2E7 7.6

Lowlights

#16 S2E8 Phantasm Forgiveness 6.7

Past, present and future collide as Truman makes a final push to finish Answered Prayers.

#15 Hats, Gloves and Effete Homosexuals S2E6 7.0
#14 Masquerade 1966 S2E3 7.2
#13 The Secret Inner Lives of Swans S2E5 7.3
#12 It's Impossible S2E4 7.5

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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Season Momentum

Did each season build or fizzle? Green means the finale outscored the premiere. Red means the opposite. Longer arrows, bigger swings.

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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