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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S2E2 9.2
Fishing, Foraging and an Elevator

Keen to expand the business, Dick and Angel Strawbridge consider moat fishing, woodland foraging and installing a lift. Will the chateau survive such a monumental conversion?

#2
S3E3 9.2
The Wedding Season

As the wedding season comes to the chateau, Dick and Angel's lives are about to get a whole lot busier. Then there's the barn, the van and the lime trees, as tensions start to rise.

#3
S3E2 9.1
Spring

Dick buys a tractor, with plans to tame the walled garden. Angel designs a boudoir with black walls and mirrors. The couple explore truffle farming. And there's a wedding proposal in the dining room.

#4 Only 20 Rooms to Go S3E1 9.0
#5 Pig Roaster, Versailles Loo and First Day at School S2E1 8.9
#6 Christmas at the Chateau S2E3 8.9
#7 Chickens, Heating and a Blank Canvas S1E2 8.8
#8 Moat, Pineapple Chandeliers and a Wedding S1E4 8.8
#9 A Floating Dome S4E3 8.8
#10 Supersized Workshop S7E1 8.8

Lowlights

#53 S8E4 Storage & Memory Furnishings 7.3

Angel comes up with an ingenious plan for more storage space, and as the re-slating of the roof continues, Dick and Angel preserve some old wallpaper and create memory furnishings

#52 Natasha and Victoria's Big Wedding S9E2 7.6
#51 Attic & a Celestial-Inspired Sky Bar S8E5 7.6
#50 Colour Boards, Rendering & an Old Gadage S8E6 7.7
#49 Mollusc Madness & Key Moulding S8E7 7.8

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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Series Trajectory

One point per season. Smooths out the episode-to-episode noise to reveal the bigger arc.

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Season Momentum

Did each season build or fizzle? Green means the finale outscored the premiere. Red means the opposite. Longer arrows, bigger swings.

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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