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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S2E7 8.0
Welcome to Hitlerland

In the final instalment of Danger 5, the team find themselves in an alternate future where Hitler is undisputed ruler of the universe. In Hitlerland everyone speaks German, everyone loves dogs and worst of all, everything is vegetarian! Danger 5 embark on a quest across space dodging Hitler's deception at every turn. They encounter old friends, new foes and a talking pelican on this epic quest to save the universe.

#2
S1E5 7.8
Fresh Meat for Hitler's Sex Kitchen

Allied troops all over Europe are spontaneously transforming into blonde haired, blue eyed, blood-thirsty Nazis. Danger 5 is sent to Switzerland to connect with Field Marshall Jenkins, whose entire platoon has recently turned Nazi. Allied Command want Jenkins home safe before he can be turned too. But things turn pear-shaped on the way when Ilsa and Jackson's drinks are spiked, buying them a one way ticket to Hitler's dungeon of occult perversions.

#3
S2E2 7.8
Johnny Hitler

Hitler has infiltrated a high school in the American mid-west in search of a female senior student. His motives are unknown. Danger 5 are forced to go undercover and back to school, where Tucker’s teaching skills are pushed to the limit, Pierre’s coolness is put to the test and Jackson is hunted by a ruby-eyed wolf man with a machine gun and a grudge.

#4 Back to the Führer S2E6 7.8
#5 Lizard Soldiers of the Third Reich S1E2 7.7
#6 Final Victory S1E6 7.6
#7 I Danced for Hitler! S1E1 7.5
#8 Hitler's Golden Murder Palace S1E4 7.5
#9 The Diamond Girls S1E0 7.4
#10 Un Sacco di Natale S2E4 7.3

Lowlights

#14 S2E1 Merry Christmas Colonel 6.7

It's Christmas in the 1980s. Adolf Hitler is alive and has two Yuletide wishes: Danger 5 dead... and the world under his Christmas tree.

#13 Revenge of the Lizardmen S2E3 7.0
#12 Kill-Men of the Rising Sun S1E3 7.2
#11 Super Dead S2E5 7.3
#10 Un Sacco di Natale S2E4 7.3

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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Season Momentum

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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