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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S6E1 9.2
The Deadly Attachment

Mainwaring and the platoon must keep their wits primed whilst guarding some captured U-Boat crew.

#2
S9E6 8.8
Never Too Old

Corporal Jones marries Mrs Fox in this, the final episode, whilst the platoon are ever watchful in case of invasion.

#3
S3E11 8.7
Branded

It is revealed that Private Godfrey was a Conscientious Objector in the First World War, leading Mainwaring and some of the platoon to brand him as a coward. However, during an exercise in which Mainwaring collapses with smoke inhalation, it is Godfrey who, at risk to himself, rescues him. When Mainwaring and the others go to visit Godfrey, recovering in bed, they see a photo of him with a military medal, won in the First World War when he was a brave stretcher bearer who saved many lives. Mainwaring is ashamed and asks Godfrey to be the platoon's official First Aid representative.

#4 Menace from the Deep S3E10 8.4
#5 Time on My Hands S5E13 8.4
#6 Asleep in the Deep S5E1 8.3
#7 Ring Dem Bells S8E1 8.3
#8 Sons of the Sea S3E14 8.2
#9 Mum's Army S4E9 8.2
#10 Fallen Idol S4E13 8.2

Lowlights

#80 S6E7 The Recruit 7.0

Wilson enlists two unlikely recruits, the vicar and the verger, whilst Mainwaring is stuck in hospital.

#79 Museum Piece S1E2 7.1
#78 Gorilla Warfare S7E3 7.2
#77 A Man of Action S7E2 7.2
#76 Command Decision S1E3 7.2

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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Series Trajectory

One point per season. Smooths out the episode-to-episode noise to reveal the bigger arc.

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Season Momentum

Did each season build or fizzle? Green means the finale outscored the premiere. Red means the opposite. Longer arrows, bigger swings.

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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