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The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S4E25 9.4
Hills Are for Heroes: Part 1

At the platoon level, Lt. Hanley is ordered to take a strategic hill that overlooks a needed road, and the hill is protected by two concrete bunkers with German machine guns and infantry in each bunker. Saunders gets hit in his thigh in the first assault on the bunkers while several other GIs are killed. Hanley asks for artillery support, but his company commander tells Hanley he will have to take the hill without artillery support. Hanley tries several different strategies to take the hill, but each time the men go up the hill, the overwhelming fire from the bunkers stop them, and each time they leave a few more dead GIs on the hill.

#2
S4E26 9.4
Hills Are for Heroes: Part 2

Lt. Hanley has the support of a tank to help his platoon to take the hill. However, the tank is destroyed by a German bazooka. Now Hanley plans to use the shield of the tank to attack the German bunker also with a bazooka.

#3
S3E27 9.2
Cry in the Ruins

Unearthing a French baby buried under ruins, unites Hanley's men and a Nazi squad. All the troops' hearts go out to the desperate young mother, but as the German lieutenant warns "distrust is a crippling thing." Laying down their arms in an unauthorized truce proves challenging to the frayed nerves of both squads in the village devastated by both sides' heavy artillery. Hanley's squad needs to get out for a rendezvous, the Germans are hustling to re-occupy the ville.

#4 The Little Carousel S3E8 9.0
#5 The Leader S4E31 9.0
#6 The Medal S1E14 8.9
#7 Anatomy of a Patrol S2E11 8.9
#8 The Glory Among Men S2E32 8.9
#9 The Duel S3E4 8.9
#10 The Impostor S3E10 8.9

Lowlights

#152 S2E15 The Party 6.9

This episode is strictly for laughs. The squad is left in a French village to wait for a ride to meet up with Saunders, and Kirby is placed in charge. Three good looking gals smile at our guys as they pass by, and Kirby, Caje, and Billy immediately want to come up with a plan to delay their ride so they can woo the three gals. Littlejohn wants no part in it and tells them, "It won't work." Three Explosive Ordinance Disposal (EOD) sergeants already have dates with the gals, and our guys connive to beat the sergeants out of their dates. Their efforts do not quite succeed, and the episode ends with Littlejohn shaking his head and telling them, "I told you it wouldn't work."

#151 The Town That Went Away S3E14 7.1
#150 Weep No More S2E27 7.4
#149 Gulliver S5E12 7.5
#148 Anniversary S5E18 7.6

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