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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S7E7 8.3
Episode #7.7

Mateo's mother-in-law is threatening to kill him. Tiger and Terri come up with a plan to get Clive's 5,000 euros back from Monty. Riannon arrives - and there is no sign of Donald.

#2
S3E2 8.2
Episode #3.2

Mick manages to upset Janice on a trip to the waterfalls of Callosa leaving their relationship in the balance. Martin ends up running through the water naked when Brandy plays a joke on hm. Noreen starts to think that her son is gay.

#3
S2E8 8.1
Episode #2.8

After Mel and Madge's romantic evening stroll on the beach is very rudely interrupted, what is supposed to be the most memorable day of their lives - proceeds to become memorable for all the wrong reasons.

#4 Summer Special S3E0 8.1
#5 Episode #3.4 S3E4 8.1
#6 Episode #3.6 S3E6 8.1
#7 Episode #6.4 S6E4 8.1
#8 Episode #6.5 S6E5 8.1
#9 Episode #7.3 S7E3 8.1
#10 Episode #3.3 S3E3 8.0

Lowlights

#74 S9E2 Episode #9.2 6.5

Joyce is set to make a speech in Spanish and solicits Mateo’s help. Joey thinks he’s signed up to an Ibiza trip whilst Kenneth inadvertently starts a mini-cab business. Sheron’s mother, Loretta turns up, and she’s already made an impression.

#73 Episode #9.6 S9E6 6.6
#72 Episode #9.1 S9E1 6.6
#71 Episode #10.2 S10E2 6.8
#70 Episode #9.5 S9E5 6.8

The Quality Arc

Each point is an episode, plotted in order. Colored bands mark season boundaries. Look for the rise, the plateau, or the decline.

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Episode Engagement

High votes + high rating = beloved classic. High votes + low rating = notorious stinker. Low votes + high rating = hidden gem.

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Series Trajectory

One point per season. Smooths out the episode-to-episode noise to reveal the bigger arc.

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Season Momentum

Did each season build or fizzle? Green means the finale outscored the premiere. Red means the opposite. Longer arrows, bigger swings.

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Season Consistency

How steady is each season? Tightly clustered dots mean reliable quality. Scattered dots mean a wild ride.

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