PhoneShop

To celebrate his acceptance into the White Man's Reggae Club Lance bakes some hash cakes to take along to the meeting. Unfortunately the staff innocently eat most of them. As a result Janine is super-efficient but Jerwayne and Ashley become tearful and paranoid whilst Christopher becomes extremely aggressive and takes to the streets on a rampage of destruction. He is arrested but fortunately the policemen are also members of the White Man's Reggae Club and help Lance replenish his stock of cakes.

Jerwayne meets up with Cuzzy, who bullied him at Sunday School twenty years earlier. Cuzzy still makes Jerwayne feel so threatened that, rather than admit he works in a Phone Shop, he claims to manage a rap group called New Man Ting. Thus he ropes in the staff, led by Christopher, to perform with Lance making a video of their rap. They impress a record producer - until he discovers that they are all fakes, not to mention the fact that Lance has not entirely filmed over his sex tape with Shelley. The dejected lads return the Bentley they hired for the occasion - only to find that Cuzzy is a humble car cleaner and no threat at all.

Lance and his bossy,demanding wife Shelley have renewed their marriage vows and are on a second honeymoon,leaving Janine in charge. Pleased at her temporary promotion she tells Christopher that they must 'go the extra mile' to make their customers feel wanted but unfortunately this leads to a misunderstanding where they are taken for swingers. Ashley makes a date with a soldier,hoping that she will be gagging for it after months in the desert but her blood-lust terrifies him. Jerwayne is also terrified after Shelley,discovering that she and Lance were never legally married,makes a drunken play for him. All the staff flee for the safety of the phone shop.