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Episode Power Rankings

The peaks and the valleys. Find the essential episodes — and the ones to skip.

#1
S2E20 9.3
Bowling

Malcolm and Reese go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl.

#2
S7E22 9.0
Graduation

Malcolm struggles with his speech when he's elected valedictorian of his graduating class at school. However, Lois refuses to listen to any of his complaints and reveals that she wants him to become President of the United States. Meanwhile, Reese does everything he can to get a permanent job as a high school janitor, which includes creating the most disgusting mess ever. In the meantime, Hal has problems with Malcolm's Harvard tuition, while Francis finally gets a real 9-5 job that he actually enjoys. Also returning for the family celebrations is Grandma Ida, as they all say goodbye to Malcolm when he leaves for college.

#3
S4E3 8.8
Family Reunion

Christopher Lloyd adds to his gallery of eccentric characters, playing Hal's quirky, cranky and very wealthy father, Walter, in this rollicking episode. The occasion is a birthday celebration for the old man, but the snooty female in-laws seem more interested in offending Lois. Their shabby behavior initially goes unnoticed by Hal, who's desperately trying to bond with his self-centered dad; and by Dewey and Reese, who seek some of Grampa's dough by currying favor with him. But when Lois is reduced to tears after being excluded from a group photo, the family rallies to her side with an all-out counterattack that turns the party into pandemonium.

#4 Rollerskates S1E13 8.7
#5 If Boys Were Girls S4E10 8.7
#6 Lois Strikes Back S7E16 8.7
#7 Water Park S1E16 8.6
#8 Traffic Jam S2E1 8.6
#9 Red Dress S1E2 8.4
#10 Lois's Birthday S2E3 8.4

Lowlights

#151 S4E17 Clip Show #2 6.3

Hal and Lois are penning their will, and think back to all the trouble their sons put them through. It is there that Lois' problems with Francis are finally revealed and how her inability to admit when she is wrong lead to a lot of the problems the family has been dealing with.

#150 Clip Show S3E19 6.3
#149 Living Will S6E12 7.2
#148 Kitty's Back S6E5 7.2
#147 Cattle Court S7E20 7.3

The Quality Arc

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Series Trajectory

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